Name Fabian Henry Luis de Guisson Position Attacking Midfielder Age 27 Star sign Taurus Home town Paris, France Signed from Paris St Germain Estimated value £4m Favourite food Grilled Trout Favourite film Casanova Favourite band Sex Pistols Favourite player Platini

The ego has landed - arrogant French winger and poseur extraordinaire, Fabian joined Warbury from PSG when his contract expired, along with the supply of new women!

He believes he is one of the world's greatest players and lovers, and considers his performances on the pitch and in the bedroom to be legendary. He likes to surround himself with beautiful women but unfortunately, was once taken advantage off by a big fat mamma who subsequently gave birth to son of Fabian. Three year old Romeo, who is the spitting image of his dad even down to his ponytail, was dumped on Fabian when he was a toddler and is now looked after by live in nanny, Mona - an intellectual feminist with a face like a bag of hammers.

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