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NameGerald De Courcey
PositionDefender
Age27
Star signLibra
Home town
Braintree
Signed from
No previous club
Estimated value
£1.5m
Favourite food
Fresh fish
Favourite film
A Beautiful Mind
Favourite band
Roxy Music
Favourite player
Pele

A very unlikely footballer, Gerald is a posh, toffee-nosed academic with an IQ of 168. The only thing he can't work out is why he plays for Warbury. Snooty Gerald only mixes with his team mates socially so he can astound them with his huge intellect. But the lads rely on him to keep a cool head in defence and using his knowledge and logic to settle arguments.

He was the team captain until Kurt "persuaded" him to hand over the armband.