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NameJasper Jones
PositionStriker
Age29
Star signTaurus
Home town
Stratford, London
Signed from
West Ham
Estimated value
£3m
Favourite food
Jellied eels
Favourite film
Black Hawk Down
Favourite band
Primal Scream
Favourite player
Bobby Moore

An amiable cockney, Jones moved to Warbury after West Ham terminated his apprenticeship when he was fined £500 for assault and being drunk and disorderly.

A survivor from the squad inherited by Eric, he wanted to quit football until Nick convinced him not to waste his talent. He’s now established himself as a striker capable of scoring around 20 goals a season.