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NameKurt Panzer
PositionMidfield, Captain
Age28
Star signAries
Home town
Berlin, Germany
Signed from
Bayern Munich
Estimated value
£8m
Favourite food
Sauerkraut
Favourite film
i Robot
Favourite band
Dire Straits
Favourite player
Franz Beckenbauer

Warbury captain Kurt, nicknamed The Tank, is an archetypal German who plays by the rules and expects everyone else to do the same. He's a midfielder and signed from Bayern Munich on a free transfer in 2002. Superior and aloof, he cleverly intimidated Gerald into giving up the captaincy to a natural leader like himself.

When it comes to a sense of humour, Kurt doesn't have one but loves giving out orders and insists there is only one way of doing things - the German way!