 | | Name | Nick Jarvis | | Position | Manager | | Age | 39
| Star sign
| Cancer
| Home town
| Oakvale
| Signed from
| Thamesford
| Estimated value
| Priceless
| Favourite food
| Shark's fin soup
| Favourite film
| Jaws
| Favourite band
| Beatles
| Favourite player
| Bobby Charlton
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The
ever youthful Nick Jarvis is a true Warbury legend and before becoming manager he
was the Warrior's best player, joining the team in 1993.
His
football career got off the ground when he was approached by London team
Thamesford while playing for his local team
Oakvale. He nearly didn’t sign because he’d just passed his engineering exams and
was about to go on holiday – but pressure from his dad and girlfriend, Jenny,
soon made him see sense!
Shortly
after joining Thamesford, Nick found himself wrongly accused of rape, having been
set up by jealous team mate, Gary Lewis.
Luckily,
Nick managed to prove his innocence but evil Lewis came back to haunt him many
years later when he turned up in Warbury and framed Nick for murder!
During
his long career with the Warriors, Nick has regularly threatened to leave, infuriated
by tightwad Eric’s reluctance to splash out on new players. He even got as far
as signing up with Aussie team Northern Spirit but on his first trip to Sydney,
he was attacked by a shark and lost his leg below the knee! Miraculously, surgeons managed to re-attach
the limb but it put paid to his career down under and he ended up back at
Warbury.
In
his younger days, Nick was a real babe magnet, bedding a bevy of beauties
including financial whiz kid, Audrey C’Evere and team physio, Dr Jen. But these
days, apart from a one night stand with Vanessa, it's very much home alone with a
bottle of beer and a take-away!
To
make matters even worse, his illicit night of passion with Vanessa resulted in
the birth of Todd in December 2004.
Eric has discovered Todd is not his child and, luckily for
Nick, has no wish to know the identity of the real father!
Nick again mixed business with pleasure by bedding Warbury
Chairman Li Ming and was gutted when, acting on her father’s instruction, she
ended the relationship.
The
highlights of Nick’s 21 year football career have been lifting the FA Cup for
Thamesford in 1994 and winning the Premiership play-off in 1999.
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