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NamePhil (Hello Boys) Austin
PositionDefender
Age27
Star signAquarius
Home town
Grimthorpe
Signed from
Grimthorpe
Estimated value
£750,000
Favourite food
Quiche
Favourite film
Brokeback Mountain
Favourite band
Take That
Favourite player
David Beckham

The only gay in the club! He kept it a secret but was rumbled when Scrapper spotted him walking hand in hand with a big butch bloke - his boyfriend, Lance. Scrapper was so stunned he pranged his car, raced to tell his team-mates and Phil was forced out of the closet.

Before he was 'outted', desperate to keep his secret, he hired an escort girl to accompany him to a football club party. But now he camps it up, occasionally giving his teammates some cause for concern - check out the squad picture!

His catchphrase might be "Hello, boys" but he can certainly hold his own when necessary!