 | | Name | Phil (Hello Boys) Austin | | Position | Defender | | Age | 27
| | Star sign | Aquarius
| Home town
| Grimthorpe
| Signed from
| Grimthorpe
| Estimated value
| £750,000
| Favourite food
| Quiche
| Favourite film
| Brokeback Mountain
| Favourite band
| Take That
| Favourite player
| David Beckham
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The
only gay in the club! He kept it a secret but was rumbled when Scrapper spotted him walking hand
in hand with a big butch bloke - his boyfriend, Lance. Scrapper was so stunned he pranged his car, raced to tell his team-mates and Phil was forced out of the closet. Before he was 'outted', desperate to keep his secret, he hired an escort girl to accompany him to a football club party. But now he camps it up, occasionally giving his teammates some cause for concern - check out the squad picture! His catchphrase might be "Hello, boys" but he can certainly hold his own when necessary!
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