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NameRomeo De Guisson
PositionFabian's son
Age4
Star signPisces
Home town
Warbury
Favourite holiday
Disneyland, Paris
Favourite drink
Ribena
Favourite food
Chicken Nuggets
Favourite film
Finding Nemo
Favourite band
The Tweenies
Favourite car
Tricycle

Romeo is the son of Fabian; resulting from an unfortunate sexual encounter which Fabian would rather forget about.

After managing to bed football groupie twin sisters, things went horribly wrong for Fabian when their mum - a 16 stone big fat mamma -decided to get a piece of the action. Handcuffed to the bed, Fabian was unable to repel her advances!

Fabian paid £80,000 to keep Romeo and his mother out of his life but when the toddler smashed a football through the TV, the mother decided to dump him on Fabian.

Horrified, Fabian hires Mona as a nanny to look after the child who is the image of him, even down to his ponytail!