 | | Name | Romeo De Guisson | | Position | Fabian's son | | Age | 4
| | Star sign | Pisces
| Home town
| Warbury
| Favourite holiday
| Disneyland, Paris
| Favourite drink
| Ribena
| Favourite food
| Chicken Nuggets
| Favourite film
| Finding Nemo
| Favourite band
| The Tweenies
| Favourite car
| Tricycle
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Romeo is the son of
Fabian; resulting from an unfortunate sexual encounter which Fabian would rather
forget about.
After
managing to bed football groupie twin sisters, things went horribly wrong for
Fabian when their mum - a 16 stone big fat mamma -decided to get a piece of the
action. Handcuffed to the bed, Fabian was unable to repel her advances!
Fabian
paid £80,000 to keep Romeo and his mother out of his life but when the toddler
smashed a football through the TV, the mother decided to dump him on Fabian.
Horrified,
Fabian hires Mona as a nanny to look after the child who is the image of him,
even down to his ponytail!
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