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NameRufus Lebonque
PositionGoalkeeper
Age24
Star signAquarius
Home town
Port-au-Prince, Haiti
Signed from
Haitian beach team
Estimated value
£3m
Favourite food
Fresh fruit
Favourite film
The Matrix
Favourite band
Shaggy
Favourite player
Edgar Davids

First choice goalkeeper Rufus has become a cult hero in the Football League for wearing sinister voodoo makeup to spook the opposition during matches. When recently asked whether it worked, he replied, "I not sure but it scare de hell out of me when I walks past de mirror!" But thankfully, it doesn't seem to worry his gorgeous girlfiend, Lisa May.

Nick discovered Rufus whilst on holiday in Haiti and after a kickabout on the beach, realised he'd found a rare talent.